Enough of jokes on the ladies. Now its the time for some male bashing.....
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up. :p
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!;;)
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
A: Puppies grow up. :p
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. :*Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!;;)
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
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