2012年5月8日 星期二
2012年5月3日 星期四
2012年4月28日 星期六
Enough of jokes on the ladies. Now its the time for some male bashing.....
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up. :p
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!;;)
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
A: Puppies grow up. :p
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. :*Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!;;)
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
2012年4月21日 星期六
2012年4月18日 星期三
2012年4月17日 星期二
When people stop talking to u...
When people stop talking to u...
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They start talking about u !!!!!!!!!!!!!
2012年4月15日 星期日
still celebrating ?
Wife: Look at that drunker..
Husband: Who is he??
Wife: 10yrs back he proposed me and I rejected him..
Husband: OMG,he's still celebrating?????? XD
Husband: Who is he??
Wife: 10yrs back he proposed me and I rejected him..
Husband: OMG,he's still celebrating?????? XD
AWESOME LETTERS by the Most famous things in the world ~
Dear Optimist,
That’s not a light at the end of the tunnel, that’s the train.
Sincerely,
Pessimist
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming.
Karma is a bitch !!
Sincerely,
Titanic
Dear Yahoo,
I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, lets Yahoo! It …..”
Just saying……
Sincerely,
Dear 2011,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black ?!
WTF happened ??
Sincerely,
1985
Dear Facebook,
I can’t believe you still haven’t gotten that ‘dislike’ button.
Sincerely,
Youtube
Dear Facebook,
Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.
Sincerely,
Myspace
Dear Elevator,
We have a son and his name is Escalator.
Sincerely,
Stairs
Why girls need marriage?
A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.
She replied. "sacrificing the admiration of hundreds of guys to face the criticism of one idiot".
2012年4月6日 星期五
Ever look at your ex and wondered......
Ever look at your ex and wondered Was I drunk the entire Relationship
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